1 Self quarantine to-do list: work on your side hustle; Binge your favourite show; Start that book you bought 5 years ago; Rack up some much needed nap time; learn a new tik tok dance
With so much time in the hands and obviously nothing to do, why not just hone the skills and do what we wanted but never had the time for?
2 Thirty days hath September, june and November and all the rest have Thirty-One, except april.. which has 4800!
Quarantined in the homes every night feels like two damn weeks. Where the days are not going by. They’re being pushed !
3 Your Mission you choose to accept it, is to locate a roll of toilet paper. ‘This message will self-flush in 5 seconds. Good luck
I guess even Ethan Hunt would be reluctant and scared when this happened. It would’ve been easier to leap from the Burj Khalifa!
4 This episode of black mirror sucks
I bet Danny and Karl had a lot more fun than the quarantined guys are having right now staring at the screens !
5 Mexico is considering closing its border to stop Americans bringing coronavirus into its country as US case count passes 2000
Oh the irony! Well karma has its own ways to work with. Doesn’t it? Guess a wall might be a good idea Mexico!
6 The owner of my gym just emailed a more thorough, detailed, thoughtful plan for dealing with corona virus than the President of United States
Looks like the enlightened people of the state are more concerned and awake when it comes to dealing with the pandemic than the government itself
7 Day 2 without sports: Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.
Discovering new and lovable things apart from the preferred game is a wonderful experience isn’t it ? So is to spend some time with the family
8 If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should’ve been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19.
Yeah why keep on diarrhoea on such a halt? In the times of need when the essentials fall, toilet paper god’s will be the ones who would come to the rescue of the man
9 Every disaster movie starts with the government ignoring a scientist
And as if we don’t remember how the movies end! Tragically! Respect the hard work and hustle of all these frontline workers.
10 Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the QUARANTEENS
Since staying home is the only option right now, we are left with no choice but…
11 Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown it, good times
Throwback to the times when going out was a real thing.
12 Me: This show is boring Boss: Again, this is a zoom conference
Working from home is also a real struggle not gonna lie.
12 Epic COVID-19/CoronaVirus Funny Quarantine Quotes
1. Self quarantine to-do list: work on your side hustle; Binge your favourite show; Start that book you bought 5 years ago; Rack up some much needed nap time; learn a new tik tok dance
2. Thirty days hath September, june and November and all the rest have Thirty-One, except april.. which has 4800!
3. Your Mission you choose to accept it, is to locate a roll of toilet paper. ‘This message will self-flush in 5 seconds. Good luck
4. This episode of black mirror sucks
5. Mexico is considering closing its border to stop Americans bringing coronavirus into its country as US case count passes 2000
6. The owner of my gym just emailed a more thorough, detailed, thoughtful plan for dealing with corona virus than the President of United States
7. Day 2 without sports: Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.
8. If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should’ve been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19.
9. Every disaster movie starts with the government ignoring a scientist
10. Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the QUARANTEENS
11. Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown it, good times
12. Me: This show is boring Boss: Again, this is a zoom conference
