1 I love all my children equally. -Lucille Bluth
It is the job of a parent to love their children equally. They cannot have favorites. All their children need the same amount of love and they should provide it accordingly.
2 I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it. -Lucille Bluth
You do not need to answer those questions that you do not understand. Respond only if you really understand the question. You are not answerable to anyone so do not let anyone feel entitled to you.
3 I’ll leave when I’m good and ready. -Lucile Bluth
Do not let anyone else decide what you want to do. Do only those things that you really feel like doing. Do not leave or begin something unless you are really ready for it.
4 I don’t know who that is, and I don’t care to find out. -Lucille Bluth
There are too many people in the world to keep track of them all. You do not have to remember every single person you meet. There will always be friends and family and even strangers to keep track of, but do you really need to? Perhaps, sometimes it’s better to cut yourself some slack.
5 I wanna cry so bad, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture. -Lucille Bluth
There are times that you should let yourself be and cry your eyes out and then there are those times when it’s better to not care at all. You do not have to get upset at everything. Be strong and let those things that do not concern you pass you by.
6 I happen to be a more caring mother than most. -Lucille Bluth
The most important quality of a mother is her capacity to care for her children. She needs to be affectionate and loving towards her children. After all, without love and care, how can you raise a child?
7 If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it. -Lucille Bluth
People will often try to sugarcoat their criticism of you in order to try to subtly hurt you. Pay no heed to such people. Learn to ignore them and live your life the way you want to.
8 I, for one, will not go back to wondering whether there’s going to be enough food on the table. -Lucille Bluth
Once people get used to their life of luxury, it’s hard for them to go back to being poor. They cannot imagine having to give up their luxurious lifestyle. They have become so adapted to it that giving it up seems like giving up their entire identity itself.
9 Here’s some money, go see a Star War. -Lucille Bluth
One of Lucile’s most hilarious moments came when she gave her adopted son $1 to go see a Star Wars movie. All it shows is how outdated and out of touch Lucile is from the world. She is clueless as to how to handle her son and instead sends him to a movie with just a dollar for a ticket.
10 She thinks I’m too critical, that’s another fault of hers. -Lucille Bluth
Lucile is often too blunt and carefree. She does not seem to care what others think of her or how her words will affect others. She comes off as too salty of a person and as someone who never sees or accepts her own mistakes.
10 Memorable Quotes By Lucile Bluth
1. I love all my children equally. -Lucille Bluth
2. I don’t understand the question and I won’t respond to it. -Lucille Bluth
3. I’ll leave when I’m good and ready. -Lucille Bluth
4. I don’t know who that is, and I don’t care to find out. -Lucille Bluth
5. I wanna cry so bad, but I don’t think I can spare the moisture. -Lucille Bluth
6. I happen to be a more caring mother than most. -Lucille Bluth
7. If that’s a veiled criticism about me, I won’t hear it and I won’t respond to it. -Lucille Bluth
8. I, for one, will not go back to wondering whether there’s going to be enough food on the table. -Lucille Bluth
9. Here’s some money, go see a Star War. -Lucille Bluth
10. She thinks I’m too critical, that’s another fault of hers. -Lucille Bluth
