1 I regret nothing, The end. –Ron Swanson
Everything that happens to you, every decision that you make comes together to form the person that you are. You do not have to regret any of them. All of them are essential experiences. Just learn to live with them.
2 Put some alcohol in your mouth to block the words from coming out. -Ron Swanson
You should know when to speak and when not to. There’s always a time and place for everything. Sometimes it’s better to just shut up.
3 If you don’t believe in love, what’s the point of living? -Ron Swanson
Love is what gives meaning to life. Life without love is just dull and tasteless. If you refuse to believe in love, there is no point to life at all.
4 There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, Which is water that’s lying about being milk. -Ron Swanson
Is there anything worse than dishonesty? Probably skim milk. Which is basically water calling itself milk, and that’s nothing more than a white lie in itself. (Pun intended)
5 Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim, That way lies madness. -Ron Swanson
Fame, glory, and acclaim are all superficial. Stop seeking validation from others. Instead, work for your own sake and because you love doing it.
6 The only thing that’s important at the end of the day is what’s on your gravestone, Your name. -Ron Swanson
In the end, we’re all going to the grave. And we cannot take the riches or the gold with us. The only thing that will matter then is the name that you’ve made for yourself, i.e, the legacy that you leave behind.
7 I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures. -Ron Swanson
Luck doesn’t exist. It’s just something that people rely on to make their failures easier. You make your own luck with the efforts and work that you put in.
8 Never half-ass two things, Whole-ass one thing. -Ron Swanson
If you’re doing something, finish it first and only then move onto something else. Half-hearted determination is never going to take you anywhere. Go all the way or don’t go at all.
9 It’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. -Ron Swanson
Never show weakness in life. People will always try to exploit you the moment they see you being vulnerable. Show your strengths and never yield.
10 Try not to hurt anyone who doesn’t deserve it. -Ron Swanson
You shouldn’t intentionally hurt the innocent and good souls. Treat people with kindness and love. That’s what they deserve.
11 The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. -Ron Swanson
Stop putting your nose in everyone’s issues. The more you indulge in gossip and rumors, the happier you will be too.
12 I prefer quality over flash — that’s why I refuse to write my signature in cursive. -Ron Swanson
Why rely on unnecessary aesthetics when it isn’t needed. Quality is better than being flashy. Prefer quality over aesthetics.
13 Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness. -Ron Swanson
Live your life the way you want to, chase your dreams and do the things that make you happy. But be mindful of the unnecessary drama that you create in life. The drama never equals happiness in the long run. All it does is ruin your mental health.
14 Give 100%. 110% is impossible, Only idiots recommend that. -Ron Swanson
How can one even give 110%? Whoever says that needs to get back to their math class and learn basic arithmetic.
15 There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger. -Ron Swanson
Money, fear, and hunger are the most effective motivations. These are the things that almost all of us need the most. So the next time you want to motivate someone, scare them, take their money and starve them.
15 Hilarious Ron Swanson Quotes from NBCs Parks and Recreations
1. I regret nothing, The end. –Ron Swanson
2. Put some alcohol in your mouth to block the words from coming out. -Ron Swanson
3. If you don’t believe in love, what’s the point of living? -Ron Swanson
4. There’s only one thing I hate more than lying: skim milk, Which is water that’s lying about being milk. -Ron Swanson
5. Don’t start chasing applause and acclaim, That way lies madness. -Ron Swanson
6. The only thing that’s important at the end of the day is what’s on your gravestone, Your name. -Ron Swanson
7. I’d wish you the best of luck but I believe luck is a concept created by the weak to explain their failures. -Ron Swanson
8. Never half-ass two things, Whole-ass one thing. -Ron Swanson
9. It’s always a good idea to demonstrate to your coworkers that you are capable of withstanding a tremendous amount of pain. -Ron Swanson
10. Try not to hurt anyone who doesn’t deserve it. -Ron Swanson
11. The less I know about other people’s affairs, the happier I am. -Ron Swanson
12. I prefer quality over flash — that’s why I refuse to write my signature in cursive. -Ron Swanson
13. Live your life how you want, but don’t confuse drama with happiness. -Ron Swanson
14. Give 100%. 110% is impossible, Only idiots recommend that. -Ron Swanson
15. There are only three ways to motivate people: money, fear, and hunger. -Ron Swanson