1 Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. ~ Unknown
Shopping is a better alternative to find satisfaction rather than sex because here exchange is available
2 Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday? ~ Joy Behar
Why call it a black friday when every person of every colour fights the same for the sale
3 I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online. ~ Kumail Nanjian
One can easily simulate the Black Friday crowd by hammering into a wall multiple of times and then realising that e shopping is the best way to go.
4 Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop ~ Gertrude Stein
People who claim that money cannot buy happiness do not know the right place to spend money at.
5 Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. ~ Unknown
American people are so petty sometimes that one day they are thankful for what the lord has given them and the next day they are fighting for the cheapest products.
6 Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. ~ Unknown
Discounts are what lead to the best gifts being bought at the best times
7 Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday! ~ Bill Gates
Everyone knows the most about the cyber Monday and the Black Friday where people purchase for themselves now it’s time for people to start donating for a good cause so let’s make giving Tuesday a thing.
8 Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. ~ Bo Derek
People who claim that money cannot buy happiness do not know the right place to spend money at.
9 Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving. ~ Unknown
Be careful of the love that your belly has held from Thanksgiving is accounted for while buying clothes on black Friday.
10 Black Friday is a media trap, an orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle. ~ Seth Godin
Black Friday is nothing but fooling the people to get more sales on lesser profit margins.
11 For those of us in the financial world, Black Friday has a strong negative connotation, referring to a stock market catastrophe. ~ Mark Skousen
Black market might be a blessing for the world but it’s a boon for us stock market geeks.
12 World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling over each other. It’s like Black Friday at the mall. ~ Craig Ferguso
Black Friday resembles a zombie apocalypse that’s how many people are shoving into one another for the sale.
13 When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. ~ Elayne Boosler
Women have a depression cure called eating and shopping. That’s why black friday and Thanksgiving come so close.
14 I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart. ~ Stephen Colbert
The amount of people that show up for the black friday sale. Is so insane anyone would mistake it for a mass movement.
15 Don’t even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don’t have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan. ~ Rob Delaney
Don’t say how patriotic you are or lovable towards the family if you haven’t planned your black friday shopping tactics.
16 Get Lucky! It’s Black Friday
Get yourself the best goodies on the sale. It’s the luckiest day you have.
17 Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday. ~ Albert Brooks
Let’s see how lucky a guy would get this black friday.
Best Black Friday Shopping Quotes USA 2020
1. Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like. ~ Unknown
2. Isn’t it a little racist to call it Black Friday? ~ Joy Behar
3. I approximated the Black Friday experience at home by hurling myself into a wall a number of times and then ordering online. ~ Kumail Nanjian
4. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop ~ Gertrude Stein
5. Because only in America, people trample others for sales exactly one day after being thankful for what they already have. ~ Unknown
6. Christmas is the season when you buy this year’s gifts with next year’s money. ~ Unknown
7. Everyone knows about Black Friday and Cyber Monday. Now help me spread the word about Giving Tuesday! ~ Bill Gates
8. Whoever said money can’t buy happiness simply didn’t know where to go shopping. ~ Bo Derek
9. Make sure the clothes you buy on Black Friday take into account how fat you got on Thanksgiving. ~ Unknown
10. Black Friday is a media trap, an orchestrated mass hallucination based on herd dynamics and the media cycle. ~ Seth Godin
11. For those of us in the financial world, Black Friday has a strong negative connotation, referring to a stock market catastrophe. ~ Mark Skousen
12. World War Z is out today. The big zombie movie. The trailer looks scary. You see hordes of bodies climbing and rolling over each other. It’s like Black Friday at the mall. ~ Craig Ferguso
13. When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. ~ Elayne Boosler
14. I thought Black Friday was when everyone puts on blackface and steals children from Wal-Mart. ~ Stephen Colbert
15. Don’t even FRONT like you love your family, America, or God, if you don’t have a DETAILED & REHEARSED Black Friday tactical shopping plan. ~ Rob Delaney
16. Get Lucky! It’s Black Friday
17. Excited about Black Friday. Also excited about Jew Tuesday. ~ Albert Brooks
