1 April 1, This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. -Mark Twain
Every year, on the first of April, we celebrate April Fools day. And it is an open celebration of our foolishness and gullibility. We are reminded of what we are for the rest of the year, fools and nothing more.
2 Let us be thankful for the fools, But for them, the rest of us could not succeed. -Mark Twain
Without the fools around, how could the rest of us ever succeed? The world needs losers as much as it needs the winners. So there’s no harm in being thankful for their foolishness which helps you succeed.
3 The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. -Winston Churchill
No matter how much you try to disregard the opinions of those you consider fools, never forget that even they can be right sometimes. Never go by their silliness because even they can teach you important life lessons.
4 Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness. –Sacha Guitry
Foolishness is what inadvertently gives rise to wisdom. Only when, by virtue of your foolishness, you make mistakes do you learn. The experience that you gain as a result of your silliness is what brings your wisdom.
5 The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. -George Orwell
Practical jokes are not meant to demean or make us look foolish. They are but a gentle reminder of our inherent foolishness. We all have a part of us that is silly, stupid, and foolish, and a joke is only a reminder of that fact.
6 A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. -William Blake
The perspectives of a wise man and a foolish man are considerably different. What the wise man sees is not what the fool perceives. Their worlds are too far apart.
7 None but a fool is always right. –Augustus William Hare
The fool is always oblivious to his own mistakes and shortcomings. He believes he is always right. And when called out for his mistakes, he takes a defensive and frustrated stance, eventually unwilling to accept that he is wrong.
8 A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. –Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
The fool always finds ways to flatter himself. He basks in the fake compliments that he showers upon himself. And this is precisely what the clever men take advantage of. The wise man flatters the fool to use him for his ulterior motives.
9 A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. -Clifton Fadiman
Let’s not run away from the fact anymore that we, humans, are a joke. Our entire life is a joke, and a great sense of humor is the ability to understand and live with this fact.
10 It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. –Anatole France
It is in our inherent nature to act incongruously from the way we think. What we think in our minds is rarely ever what we do. The words we make up in our minds, the clever and elaborate plans that we think of all amount to nothing because, in the end, we end up acting foolishly.
11 Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something. -Plato
The wise talk only when they have something substantial to say. The fools just blurt out stupid things only for the sake of it. The wise men analyze their words and think twice before saying anything, unlike the fools.
12 Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. -Chinese Proverb
Only a perpetual fool will fall for the same thing twice. If someone fools you, it’s a shameful act by them. But even then, if you get fooled twice by the same person, the shame is yours.
13 The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool. –William Shakespeare
The fool always thinks of himself as wiser than he really is. He fails to see his shortcomings and where he lacks. But the wise man thinks less of himself and is ready to accept his mistakes.
14 Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. – Euripides
The fools can never fathom anything sensible. If you try to talk to them and teach them something they do not know, they’ll turn on you and call you a fool instead.
15 Mix a little foolishness with your prudence, It’s good to be silly at the right moment. –Horace
Life isn’t just meant to be lived seriously. A little bit of silliness in life is always good. Learn to be foolish at times, learn to enjoy your life without a care, and you’ll come to love your life so much more.
16 Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise. –Cato the Elder
You can learn so much from fools. They are the prime example of how you should not be. Wise men learn significantly more from fools than fools learn from the wise.
17 Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun living in it, or profit. –Josh Billings
Without fools in the world, there would be no fun in this world. Without their gullibility, there won’t be any profiting from them. The fools are what make the world better and fun for the rest of us.
18 If you are not cool, who cares, give a hoot and make a fool out of you. -P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar
You do not have to think of what others think of you. Be yourself. Be silly. Be whatever you want to be. Make out of yourself every once in a while.
19 I’m not a fan of April Fools’ Day, I can take a joke; I just don’t want to BE the joke. -Stewart Stafford
April Fools’ day is that time of the year when you are made a fool of. Be careful of who you choose to believe in on this day. It’s easy to take a joke but not to be the butt of a joke.
20 A fool may have his coat embroidered with gold, but it is a fool’s coat still. – Antoine de Rivarol
No matter how a fool embellishes himself, they will always remain a fool. The pretentious facade they put on is not enough. A fool will always remain a fool.
21 Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
We love to laugh at jokes as long as someone else is the butt of the joke. Things are funny only if it’s happening to someone else but the moment it turns to us, we get offended.
22 Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -Abraham Lincoln
There’s a time and place for saying things. Sometimes, it’s best to just shut your mouth and remain silent, even if it means that they’ll think you’re a fool, than to say something stupid and prove yourself a fool.
23 If every fool wore a crown, we should all be Kings. -Welsh Proverb
We’re all fools to some degree. In the course of our lifetime, we end up making some really stupid mistakes and act foolish once in a while. If you were to count the number of fools in the world, we’d all be included in the list.
24 Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.-Benjamin Franklin
Wise men don’t need advice for they know right from wrong. Foolish men, on the other hand, are too overconfident and self-centered to take advice.
25 We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. -Japanese Proverb
In the end, we all end up being foolish over our lifetime. So there’s no point in holding back. It’s better to enjoy our life and be called fools than to hold back and be stupid.
26 The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.-Albert Einstein
Stupidity has no limits. There’s nothing that stupid people cannot conjure up. They’ll always find some ways to subvert your expectations just when you thought that it can’t get any worse.
27 Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. -Mark Twain
It’s best to keep your distance from stupid people. You don’t have to stoop down to their level by arguing with them. The more you argue with them, the more you’ll be degrading your own self image.
28 I’m not a fan of April Fools’ Day. I can take a joke; I just don’t want to be the joke. -Stewart Stafford
April Fool’s Day is fun only as long as the joke is on someone else. It only gets hard when the joke is on you.
29 A genius is he who finds the fool in him. Happy Fools Day. -P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar
A genius realizes that he is just as foolish as the ones he makes fun of. We all have a stupid side to us and unless we accept it, we won’t be able to be better.
30 Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. -Euripides
Foolish people rarely change. They find it difficult to accept their mistakes. Even if you try to talk sense to them, they’ll call you foolish.
31 It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. -Anatole France
It is in our nature to act differently than we think. The words we make up in our minds, the clever and elaborate plans that we think of all amount to nothing because, in the end, we often end up acting foolishly.
32 You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. -Abraham Lincoln
People are not as stupid as you think they are. You cannot fool a large group of people for long. Their collective wisdom and intellect will surely see through your bluffs eventually.
32 Funniest April Fools Day Quotes To Celebrate The Day
1. April 1, This is the day upon which we are reminded of what we are on the other three hundred and sixty-four. -Mark Twain
2. Let us be thankful for the fools, But for them, the rest of us could not succeed. -Mark Twain
3. The greatest lesson in life is to know that even fools are right sometimes. -Winston Churchill
4. Our wisdom comes from our experience, and our experience comes from our foolishness. –Sacha Guitry
5. The aim of a joke is not to degrade the human being, but to remind him that he is already degraded. -George Orwell
6. A fool sees not the same tree that a wise man sees. -William Blake
7. None but a fool is always right. –Augustus William Hare
8. A fool flatters himself, a wise man flatters the fool. –Edward G. Bulwer-Lytton
9. A sense of humor is the ability to understand a joke-and that the joke is oneself. -Clifton Fadiman
10. It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. –Anatole France
11. Wise men talk because they have something to say, fools talk because they have to say something. -Plato
12. Fool me once, shame on you; fool me twice, shame on me. -Chinese Proverb
13. The fool doth think he is wise, but the wise man knows himself a fool. –William Shakespeare
14. Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. – Euripides
15. Mix a little foolishness with your prudence, It’s good to be silly at the right moment. –Horace
16. Wise men learn more from fools than fools from the wise. –Cato the Elder
17. Take all the fools out of this world and there wouldn’t be any fun living in it, or profit. –Josh Billings
18. If you are not cool, who cares, give a hoot and make a fool out of you. -P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar
19. I’m not a fan of April Fools’ Day, I can take a joke; I just don’t want to BE the joke. -Stewart Stafford
20. A fool may have his coat embroidered with gold, but it is a fool’s coat still. – Antoine de Rivarol
21. Everything is funny, as long as it’s happening to somebody else. -Will Rogers
22. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak out and remove all doubt. -Abraham Lincoln
23. If every fool wore a crown, we should all be Kings. -Welsh Proverb
24. Wise men don’t need advice. Fools won’t take it.-Benjamin Franklin
25. We’re fools whether we dance or not, so we might as well dance. -Japanese Proverb
26. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits.-Albert Einstein
27. Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience. -Mark Twain
28. I’m not a fan of April Fools’ Day. I can take a joke; I just don’t want to be the joke. -Stewart Stafford
29. A genius is he who finds the fool in him. Happy Fools Day. -P.S. Jagadeesh Kumar
30. Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish. -Euripides
31. It is human nature to think wisely and act foolishly. -Anatole France
32. You can fool all the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, but you cannot fool all the people all the time. -Abraham Lincoln