The Most Epic Funny Quotes of All Time

Funny Quote — Body type: Never skips dessert

" Body type: Never skips dessert "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date March 19, 2020

Funny quote — Parents: Your room is a mess Me: You should see my life

" Parents: Your room is a mess Me: You should see my life "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date March 18, 2020

Funny quote — People who watch horror movies for fun and sleep fine afterwards aren't really humans

" People who watch horror movies for fun and sleep fine afterwards aren’t really humans "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date March 7, 2020

Life Quote — The most dangerous animal in the world is a silent woman smiling

" The most dangerous animal in the world is a silent woman smiling "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date February 26, 2020

Life Quotes — At the end of each day, life should ask - do you want to save the changes ?

" At the end of each day, life should ask – do you want to save the changes? "

Post author By Bhavya Gaur
Post date February 13, 2020

Funny quote — The night before the day off is more satisfying than the actual day off

" The night before the day off is more satisfying than the actual day off "

Post author By MC Sid
Post date February 2, 2020

Life Quotes — An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough

" An apple a day keeps anyone away if you throw it hard enough "

Post author By Aaryan Sharma
Post date January 27, 2020

Life quote funny quote — I have this terrible habit of tucking my hair behind my ears and forgetting that when I do that I look like a potato

" I have this terrible habit of tucking my hair behind my ears and forgetting that when I do that I look like a potato "

Post author By MC Sid
Post date January 25, 2020

Funny Quotes — There should be a calorie refund for things that didnt taste as good as you expected

" There should be a calorie refund for things that didn’t taste as good as you expected "

Post author By MC Sid
Post date January 23, 2020

Life Quotes — I followed my heart it led me to the fridge

" I followed my heart it led me to the fridge. "

Post author By Aaryan Sharma
Post date January 21, 2020

2904 life — When something goes wrong in your life, just yell 'plot twist' and move on

" When something goes wrong in your life, just yell ‘plot twist’ and move on "

Post author By Aaryan Sharma
Post date January 21, 2020

Funny quotes — I dont trust children, they are here to replace us

" I don’t trust children, they are here to replace us "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date January 17, 2020

Funny quotes — It is not easy to write thank you notes for the stuff you didn't want in the first place

" It is not easy to write thank you notes for the stuff you didn’t want in the first place "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date January 9, 2020

Love Quotes — I always have a huge crush on someone I can never be with

" I always have a huge crush on someone I can never be with "

Post author By Vansh Gulati
Post date January 6, 2020

Funny quotes — My motto is to sleep till I feel better

" My motto is to sleep till I feel better "

Post author By Aaryan Sharma
Post date January 6, 2020

2874 funny — Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels.. Try it

" Nothing burns more calories than dancing in 5-inch heels, Try it "

Post author By Vansh Gulati
Post date January 2, 2020

2870 funny — People say that alcohol cause many deaths, but they don't say how many people were born because of it

" People say that alcohol cause many deaths, but they don’t say how many people were born because of it "

Post author By Aaryan Sharma
Post date December 31, 2019

2807 funny — If we should not be eating at night, why there is a light in the fridge

" If we should not be eating at night, why there is a light in the fridge "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date November 22, 2019

2805 funny — Some people just need a high-five on the face, with a chair

" Some people just need a high-five on the face, with a chair "

Post author By Aaryan Sharma
Post date November 21, 2019

2804 siblings/funny — Sometimes I feel ugly but then I look at my brother/sister and feel better about myself

" Sometimes I feel ugly but then I look at my brother/sister and feel better about myself "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date November 20, 2019

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Post author By Vansh Gulati
Post date November 19, 2019

2802 funny — I may look like A potato now, but one day I'll turn into fries and you'll want me then

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" I may look like A potato now, but one day I’ll turn into fries and you’ll want me then "

Post author By Aaryan Sharma
Post date November 19, 2019

Love Quotes — I am 99,9% sure my crush doesn't like me, but it's the 0.1% that keeps me going

" I am 99,9% sure my crush doesn’t like me, but it’s the 0.1% that keeps me going "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date October 24, 2019

Love Quotes — If she never blocked you she never loved you

" If she never blocked you she never loved you "

Post author By Vansh Gulati
Post date October 23, 2019

Love Quote — "No, you're right" Said no women ever .

" “No, you’re right,” Said no women ever "

Post author By Aaryan Sharma
Post date October 23, 2019

2728 love — Sometimes god sends an ex back into your life to see if you are still stupid

" Sometimes God sends an ex back into your life to see if you are still stupid "

Post author By Vansh Gulati
Post date October 23, 2019

2734 funny — I don't hate you, I'm just not necessarily fascinated about your existence

" I don’t hate you, I’m just not necessarily fascinated about your existence "

Post author By MC Sid
Post date October 21, 2019

2735 funny — I refuse to answer you on the grounds that I don't want to

" I refuse to answer you on the grounds that I don’t want to "

Post author By Vansh Gulati
Post date October 21, 2019