Categories FunnySome days, I conquer the world. Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower. Post author By Chirag Malik Post date January 27, 2021 Some days, I conquer the world. Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower.” Some days, I conquer the world. Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower. “ Lets be social: 1.4M+ Fans 450K+ Followers Chirag MalikMeet Mr Sarcasm, always giving advice – taking none, a wannabe engineer and a bonafide curator who’s full of quirks! Ps : No one really listens to him though ;)Connect with me:[email protected] View Posts → ← I wonder how many calories some idiots burn by jumping to conclusions → Can an apology reciprocate the pain that deprived a soul of happiness? Related articles I need a coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. That’s all As the semester goes on, my expectation from my grades get lower and lower We will be the old people causing troube at the nursing home The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them. If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb to your ego and jump to your IQ. Unless you name is google, stop acting like you know everything.