15 Hilarious Jackie Mason Quotes That Will Make Your Day

It’s sad how in this era, being healthy is a rare fate. So, as Jackie Mason puts it, we’d rather accept our fate and find a sickness that we like. There’s no other way around it.

We are all rich until we spend money on something. That’s the thing about money, we have enough of it when it is lying dormant in our wallet, but it vanishes in a second even before we know it.

Our hearts are meant to harbor love and not hate. So everything you say and do should be a reflection of that. And what better way is there to love than to make others laugh and bring joy into their life.

The future is uncertain. There’s no way to know what will happen next. And anyone who says they can predict it is either god or just high.

Comedy is such a difficult thing to make sense of. We can never get our heads around why something is hilarious to us. And this mystic nature of comedy is what makes it so fun.

But then, does anyone even have an idea? The congressmen, the politicians, the intellectuals or the experts? Who among us even knows if the country is headed for the stars or just down a rabbit hole?

Be curious in life. Be excited to learn new things in life, no matter how absurd it may seem. The trends will soon fade away so do not go where the crowd is and take everything for granted.

Every performer, especially a comedian, should know their audience. And if they’re not responding well, that probably means they are bored out of their minds. So use your head and change the goddamn subject before they walk out of their seats.

Comedy is not something that can be explained by elaborate formulas or calculations. One should have a knack for it, or in other words, have a natural sense of humour.

There’s no person, living or dead, who can predict the future with all accuracy. The future is uncertain, and that’s the thrill of it. Those who try to convince you that they can are just trying to fool you.

People are inherently stupid. They do things that land them in trouble, and they don’t even need a reason to do so. People end up making fools out of themselves very often.

No politician cares about the people. All they care about is their profit and the benefits that they can get. They’ll probably just sell your life if they can make a few bucks out of it.

The beauty of humour is in how obnoxious it really is. It doesn’t need to have any philosophical backings or calculations. Humour is simple and that’s what makes it so fun.

Be proud of what you have. Be proud of where you are right now and all that you are. There are so many things that you can be proud of. You just miss all of that in your everyday hustle.

People like to see what they want to see, not what really is. If someone tells you something that they think will happen, it’s probably what they wish will happen, not what they think really will happen. They just do so to please you.