1 You Just Gotta Keep Livin’ Man. L-I-V-I-N. -David Wooderson
David Wooderson ends the movie with a climatic speech that resonates with almost all teenagers who’ve felt anxious about their future. Speaking to Randy “Pink” Floyd, he reminds him that he has to do what he wants even if it means going against others.
2 George Washington, Man, He was in a cult And the cult was into aliens, man. -Ron Slater
Conspiracy theories are a quintessential part of every high-school stoner party. The idea of George Washington being in a cult interested in aliens and smoking weed with his wife is hilarious and yet relatable to every 90’s kid out there.
3 We’re not in junior high anymore. We’re freshmen. We’re in the big time now. -Carl
The excitement and feeling of misplaced maturity is common among teenagers once they graduate from junior high to high school. As depicted with hilarious accuracy in the movie though, your biggest choices in high school really do boil down to who to sit with or what to do for the weekend.
4 I’d like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin’ else. -Cynthia
Everyone has that feeling of alienation from the present moment, especially children, whose lives are dictated by the adults who seem bent on preparing them for the future. Sometimes, all we need to do is to live in the moment rather than thinking of the tomorrow.
5 Maybe the ’80s will be like… radical or something. I figure we’ll be in our 20s and it can’t get worse. -Cynthia
This perfectly depicts the feeling that most people, especially teenagers, have about the future. Most people’s idea of the near future usually stems from their past experiences. For Cynthia, who’s a pessimist and a rebel herself, the future seems dark and radical.
6 All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself. -Randy “Pink” Floyd
Somehow, adults seem to think of their teenage years as the best years of their life. But teenagers usually hate their current life mostly because of how mundane and controlled it seems. It’s only after they grow up that they realise how precious those times were.
7 Let me tell you this: The older you do get, the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. -David Wooderson
Wooderson, like most stoners, sometimes blurts out some profound lines that hits the nail on the head. As you grow up, you will be forced to conform to the standards of society and kill your individuality.
8 If We’re All Going To Die Anyway, Shouldn’t We Enjoy Ourselves Now? -Cynthia
Cynthia is a character who stands apart from the rest. Her insights into life are accurate and deep. If death is anyway around the corner, isn’t it better if we make the most of what we have today?
9 Don’t forget what you’re celebrating, and that’s the fact that a bunch of slave-owning aristocratic white males didn’t want to pay their taxes. -Ms. Ginny Stroud
Unlike the reputation that most American schools have of being pro-establishment, Ms. Stroud is blunt about the racist history of the country. She doesn’t shy away from calling a spade and spade even if it means defaming her own country’s independence day.
10 I only came here to do two things, kick some ass, and drink some beer. Looks like we’re almost outta beer. -Clint
This quote captures the essence of high-school drama. It perfectly sums up the stupidity and lack of rationale behind dudes fighting at parties with some comedic touch to it.
10 Iconic Dazed And Confused Quotes From The Cult Classic
1. You Just Gotta Keep Livin’ Man. L-I-V-I-N. -David Wooderson
2. George Washington, Man, He Was In A Cult And the cult was into aliens, man. -Ron Slater
3. We’re not in junior high anymore. We’re freshmen. We’re in the big time now. -Carl
4. I’d like to quit thinking of the present, like right now, as some minor, insignificant preamble to somethin’ else. -Cynthia
5. Maybe the ’80s will be like… radical or something. I figure we’ll be in our 20s and it can’t get worse. -Cynthia
6. All I’m saying is that if I ever start referring to these as the best years of my life, remind me to kill myself. -Randy “Pink” Floyd
7. Let me tell you this: The older you do get, the more rules they’re gonna try to get you to follow. -David Wooderson
8. If We’re All Going To Die Anyway, Shouldn’t We Enjoy Ourselves Now? -Cynthia
9. Don’t forget what you’re celebrating, and that’s the fact that a bunch of slave-owning aristocratic white males didn’t want to pay their taxes. -Ms. Ginny Stroud
10. I only came here to do two things, kick some ass, and drink some beer. Looks like we’re almost outta beer. -Clint