1 I am like a Rolls-Royce. I can run without an engine, purely on reputation
New things aren’t always required to live. Sometimes you can carve out different things from the old ones. Reputation is not that bad after all.
2 I don’t wear my stardom like a tuxedo. I wear it like a T-shirt
Stardom is what one should be proud of. Don’t carry it once in a blue moon, but with pride, every day because you’ve sweat hard for it and earned it with respect.
3 When my team gives me a big room, I don’t even know what to do with it. I sit alone and try to catch Pikachus
For a normal size person, you wouldn’t require a room so big that you get so bored and start catching pikachus and playing games rather than concentrating on work.
4 My biggest problem is I don’t know how to end a communication. On tablet, on phone, or a computer. I have no idea. I hate the smiley emoji. It’s too un-macho for me. For me a smiley is like telling the person, ‘get lost now’
Ending a conversation is a tough one as to you don’t know how the person on the other end would take it. Even the smiley emoji doesn’t suffice because it’s just gives away a rude vibe.
5 Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby
Now that SRK does films with actresses half his age too, he might as well treat them like his kids. Pamper them, cuddle them and take care of them so that they stay happy.
6 Think, think, and to think I will give you all my life
Sometimes you want somethings to happen so bad that even if you’ve gotta wait for it for your whole life, you might as well do that. Because you’re just so dedicated.
7 Do I look like your dad’s scooter, you keep kicking me
Making puns is an amazing yet charming quality of a human being. It can be admired all the time by measuring the wits of that human.
8 My mother says it is a bad thing to count bread while eating and guys while beating
Back in India, it’s considered bad to count your bread and men while eating and beating them out. Never count, just close your eyes, take a deep breath, and start off.
9 Don’t underestimate the power of a common man
All big goons, business men, personalities once were a common person who worked their asses off to become what they are today. Never underestimate them.
10 Such small things keep happening in big big cities Senorita
Sometimes the small things do matter but shouldn’t be worried upon that much because we’ve got a lot on our plate to deal with, in this big city. So take a chill pill!
11 You know how much India’s population is ? Where will we sleep if we bring everyone home? I’ll visit heathrow, there will I ask everyone, ya brother, come to our house, our wife is crazy
Typical hospitable indian wives! They live to treat people with all their heart as for them guests are a form of God, and especially those of their race.
12 Shove it up your nooooose shuvvvitupyour noooose! Good good! Next time we’ll try different holes
Teasing is one way of living. It’s fun for one self and the rest of the people around you, but just not the one on whom the joke’s being made.
13 If you own such a big car, why do you stay at our house?
Spending money on luxury cars? Might as well sleep in it. Wonder what would that be life, how would it feel?
14 If you were in Madhubala’s place, it would not have been Mughal-e-azam, it would be a flop-e-azam!
One should try everything in life so that he/she doesn’t repent in the future about not trying it. Go for it while you can coz opportunities never come that often.
15 Are you bisexual? I’m not bisexual, I’m tri-sexual. I try everything
Sometimes no one does or can do a thing better than that one person. Sometimes there comes a point in our lives that that particular thing can only be done by us and not the others.
Top 15 Shahrukh Khan Quotes From Comedy Movies
1. I am like a Rolls-Royce. I can run without an engine, purely on reputation
2. I don’t wear my stardom like a tuxedo. I wear it like a T-shirt
3. When my team gives me a big room, I don’t even know what to do with it. I sit alone and try to catch Pikachus
4. My biggest problem is I don’t know how to end a communication. On tablet, on phone, or a computer. I have no idea. I hate the smiley emoji. It’s too un-macho for me. For me a smiley is like telling the person, ‘get lost now’
5. Yeah, I treat all my heroines like children now. I pick them up, I cuddle them, I call them baby
6. Think, think, and to think I will give you all my life
7. Do I look like your dad’s scooter, you keep kicking me
8. My mother says it is a bad thing to count bread while eating and guys while beating
9. Don’t underestimate the power of a common man
10. Such small things keep happening in big big cities Senorita
11. You know how much India’s population is ? Where will we sleep if we bring everyone home? I’ll visit heathrow, there will I ask everyone, ya brother, come to our house, our wife is crazy
12. Shove it up your nooooose shuvvvitupyour noooose! Good good! Next time we’ll try different holes
13. If you own such a big car, why do you stay at our house?
14. If you were in Madhubala’s place, it would not have been Mughal-e-azam, it would be a flop-e-azam!
15. Are you bisexual? I’m not bisexual, I’m tri-sexual. I try everything
