The Most Epic Funny Quotes of All Time

Funny Quote — I need a coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. That's all

" I need a coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. That’s all "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — As the semester goes on, my expectation from my grades get lower and lower

" As the semester goes on, my expectation from my grades get lower and lower "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them.

" The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them. "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.

" If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb to your ego and jump to your IQ. "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — Unless you name is google, stop acting like you know everything.

" Unless you name is google, stop acting like you know everything. "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it's a beautiful day

" Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — I eat cake because it's somebody's birthday somewhere.

" I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — We will be the old people causing troube at the nursing home

" We will be the old people causing troube at the nursing home "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — I may act okay, but deep down I need more clothes

" I may act okay, but deep down I need more clothes "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — Basically, if you don't text me first, we'll never talk

" Basically, if you don’t text me first, we’ll never talk "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — Everything I like is either expensive, illegal or doesn't text back

" Everything I like is either expensive, illegal or doesn’t text back "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — At night I can't sleep,In the morning I can't wake up.

" At night I can’t sleep,In the morning I can’t wake up. "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — If you wanna impress me with your car, it better be a food truck.

" If you wanna impress me with your car, it better be a food truck. "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — Some people aren't just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone.

" Some people aren’t just missing a screw, the whole toolbox is gone. "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — I'm more attracted to fictional characters than real people

" I’m more attracted to fictional characters than real people "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — I swear we are fighting two pandemics. Coronavirus and Stupidity

" I swear we are fighting two pandemics. Coronavirus and Stupidity "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Funny Quote — I'm an over thinker, so if you don't give me an answer, I'll come up with one.

" I’m an over thinker, so if you don’t give me an answer, I’ll come up with one. "

Post author By Shubham
Post date January 29, 2021

Some days, I conquer the world. Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower.

" Some days, I conquer the world. Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower. "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date January 27, 2021

I wonder how many calories some idiots burn by jumping to conclusions

" I wonder how many calories some idiots burn by jumping to conclusions "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date January 27, 2021

A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands

" A balanced diet is chocolate in both hands "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date January 27, 2021

I'd like to cancel my subscription to 2021, I've experienced the free trial and I'm not interested

" I’d like to cancel my subscription to 2021, I’ve experienced the free trial and I’m not interested "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date January 27, 2021

I'm naturally funny because my life is a joke.

" I’m naturally funny because my life is a joke. "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date January 27, 2021

I set my alarm early so that I have time to lie in bed and be sad about having to get up

" I set my alarm early so that I have time to lie in bed and be sad about having to get up "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date January 27, 2021

I need a six month vacation twice a year

" I need a six-month vacation twice a year "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date January 27, 2021

You never realise how boring your life is until someone asks you what you do for fun.

" You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks you what you do for fun. "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date January 27, 2021

When I say I won't tell anybody, my best friend doesn't count.

" When I say I won’t tell anybody, my best friend doesn’t count. "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date January 27, 2021

Funny Quotes — I won't be impressed with technology until I can download food

" I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date September 30, 2020

" I ever have any back-up dancers, I want the penguins from Madagascar "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 23, 2020

" Two things are infinite. The Universe and human stupidity…and I am not sure about the universe "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 23, 2020

They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning

" They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020