The Most Epic Funny Quotes of All Time

By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong

" By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine

" My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it

" As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes

" Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

Funny Quote — Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease

" Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target

" To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else

" If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other

" At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

The average dog is a nicer person than the average person

" The average dog is a nicer person than the average person "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed

" Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits

" The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening

" All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak

" Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

Epic Quote on Life — Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?... He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!

" Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes! "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

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Funny Short Quotes

" Two things are infinite. The Universe and human stupidity "

Post author By Frady Lal
Post date August 14, 2020

Funny Quotes About School — There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison. William Glasser

" There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison. William Glasser "

Post author By MC Sid
Post date July 28, 2020

Funny Quotes About School — As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.

" As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools. "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date July 28, 2020

Funny Quotes About School — You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. Bill Watterson

" You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. Bill Watterson "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date July 28, 2020

Funny Quotes About School — In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody's perfect, so then I stopped practicing. Steven Wright

" In school they told me Practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody’s perfect, so then I stopped practicing. Steven Wright "

Post author By MC Sid
Post date July 28, 2020

Funny Quotes About School — School is learning things you don't want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn't know, while working toward a future you don't know will ever come. Dave Kellett

" School is learning things you don’t want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn’t know while working toward a future you don’t know will ever come. Dave Kellett "

Post author By Aaryan Sharma
Post date July 28, 2020

Funny Quotes About School — The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can't be learned at school. Haruki Murakami

" The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can’t be learned at school. Haruki Murakami "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date July 28, 2020

Funny Quotes About School — It's easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. Laurie Halse Anderson

" It’s easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. -Laurie Halse Anderson "

Post author By MC Sid
Post date July 28, 2020

Funny quote — My mood depends on how good my hair looks

" My mood depends on how good my hair looks "

Post author By Aaryan Sharma
Post date July 4, 2020

Funny quote — Lifehack: If your parents are not agreeing with your point, just send it as a whatsApp forward

" Lifehack: If your parents are not agreeing with your point, just send it as a WhatsApp Forward "

Post author By MC Sid
Post date July 1, 2020

funny and inspirational quotes by politicians — The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: 'I'm from the government and I'm here to help

" The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date June 12, 2020

Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting — I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart

Funny Love Uncategorized

" I’m no organ donor but I’d be happy to give you my heart "

Post author By Vansh Gulati
Post date June 11, 2020

Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting — Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type

Funny Love Uncategorized

" Are you a keyboard ? Because you are my type "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date June 11, 2020

Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting — Have you been to the doctor's lately? Cause I think you're lacking some vitamin me

Funny Love Uncategorized

" Have you been to the doctor’s lately? Cause I think you’re lacking some vitamin me "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date June 11, 2020

Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting — Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming

Funny Love Uncategorized

" Pinch me, you’re so fine I must be dreaming "

Post author By Vansh Gulati
Post date June 11, 2020

Pick Up Lines To Use While Texting — Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material

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" Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material "

Post author By Chirag Malik
Post date June 11, 2020