Categories Funny QuarantineDay 2 without sports: Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice. Post author By Chirag Malik Post date April 17, 2020 Day 2 without sports: Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.” Day 2 without sports: Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice. “ Lets be social: 1.4M+ Fans 450K+ Followers Tags corona, corona virus, Funny Quotes, quarantine, quarantine funny quotes, quarantine quotes Chirag MalikMeet Mr Sarcasm, always giving advice – taking none, a wannabe engineer and a bonafide curator who’s full of quirks! Ps : No one really listens to him though ;)Connect with me:chirag@epicquotes.com View Posts → ← The owner of my gym just emailed a more thorough, detailed, thoughtful plan for dealing with coronavirus than the President of the United States → If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14-day quarantine you probably should’ve been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19 Related articles Me: This show is boring Boss: Again, this is a zoom conference Pretty wild how we used to eat cake after someone had blown it, good times Prediction: There will be a minor baby boom in 9 months, and then one day in 2033, we shall witness the rise of the QUARANTEENS Every disaster movie starts with the government ignoring a scientist If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should’ve been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19. Day 2 without sports: Found a young lady sitting on my couch yesterday. Apparently she’s my wife. She seems nice.