1 If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman
A man tends to tell things. However, it is a woman who tends to get it done. A humorous account of gender differences here.
2 No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he’d only had good intentions; he had money as well
Although a person may be good, their wealth attracts people more. An unfortunate reality, but status often makes people remember someone more than others.
3 It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
Although hard work hasn’t killed anyone but it’s not worth the risk. What if you get killed while working hard? It is better to stay alive than to be killed.
4 If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
A two-faced person wears different masks in front of different people. However, to the other person, they are the same. The second mask they wear remains invisible.
5 The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help
Although the government exists for the welfare of people, they often misuse it. Often corruption and crimes happen due to this. Hence, it is terrifying.
6 These days, I look in the mirror and I have to admit, I’m not the strapping young socialist that I used to be
When we age, we become and look older. Our youth vanishes and changes our appearances drastically. We miss it because we looked our beautiful best in our youth.
7 It’s a funny old world
The world is full of crazy and unpredictable things. Sometimes, in this world, truth seems stranger than fiction. This makes the world a funny place to be in.
8 You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life
When you have stood something in life, you make enemies. This is because they find a cause of conflict in what you believe in. Standing for what you believe means that you are true to yourself.
9 There a few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate
Love is difficult to find because we need the right person for yourselves. It is also difficult to keep because there are ups and downs which need to be sorted. Love is difficult and a waste of time.
10 I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught
People don’t like to be taught but like to learn. This is because your ego is too high to accept what people teach you. It contradicts what you want to accept.
11 Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names
When you forgive your enemies, do not forget them. Forgiveness doesn’t mean completely absolving their mistakes but rather moving on from it. When you forget them, you tend to forget the harm done to you.
12 You know nothing for sure…except the fact that you know nothing for sure
When you don’t know anything for sure, you have no idea about it. You are just aware of the lack of information about what you don’t know. You know yet you don’t know here which is ironic.
Epic Funny and Inspirational Quotes By Politicians
1. If you want something said, ask a man. If you want something done, ask a woman
2. No one would remember the Good Samaritan if he’d only had good intentions; he had money as well
3. It’s true hard work never killed anybody, but I figure, why take the chance?
4. If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
5. The nine most terrifying words in the English language are: ‘I’m from the government and I’m here to help
6. These days, I look in the mirror and I have to admit, I’m not the strapping young socialist that I used to be
7. It’s a funny old world
8. You have enemies? Good. That means you’ve stood up for something, sometime in your life
9. There a few things in life harder to find and more important to keep than love. Well, love and a birth certificate
10. I am always ready to learn although I do not always like being taught
11. Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names
12. You know nothing for sure…except the fact that you know nothing for sure
