1 The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning
When a man lies on the bed awake, he does nothing. He gets to relax on the bed and gets to be lazy. This makes him happy.
2 People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day
Doing nothing is a task that can be easily done. All you need to do is stay in one place. Lazy people are good at doing this.
3 I’ve heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
When you work hard, you take a risk. Those who refuse to do so are lazy people. They are risk-averse.
4 Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy
Lazy people are everywhere. You don’t need to put much effort in doing so. This is why they are good at it.
5 True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled
When you are lazy, you join in the plans without much enthusiasm. However, on their cancellation, you are the happiest. Lazy people hate making and being in plans they don’t like.
6 I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run
Lazy people often run away from hard work. However, they are too lazy to even run away from it. They just stay in one place instead.
7 You can’t teach people to be lazy – either they have it, or they don’t
Laziness in people is inside themselves. It is a natural process. It comes out on its own when the situation demands.
8 Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy
Inspiration only motivates the hard-working souls. From this, they achieve what they want. Lazy people don’t have such aspirations.
9 Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately she’s a mother and we should respect her
Mothers are respected a lot. Likewise, lazy people respect laziness a lot. This is because it’s the most dangerous and difficult habit to get out from.
10 Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
When you rest, you do so because you are tired. With laziness, you do it even before it happens. It is an old habit which makes you rest so many times.
11 I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things
Being lazy sometimes means that they just take time to do things. Lazy people can be smart and innovative as well.
12 Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something
Lazy people don’t want to work hard. They would rather do things in an easier way. With things are done easily, progress becomes faster.
13 My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others
Laziness defines a lazy person. This becomes their entire personality. They really enjoy being one.
14 I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you
Hard-working people can’t relate nor understand lazy people. This is because they have goals and work hard to achieve them. Lazy people are a contrast to them.
15 I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode
In power-saving mode, gadgets don’t use much energy. They will finish off if this happens. Lazy people are the same.
Epic Funny Quotes About Laziness During Quarantine
1. The happiest part of a man’s life is what he passes lying awake in bed in the morning
2. People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day
3. I’ve heard that hard work never killed anyone, but I say why take the chance?
4. Let us be lazy in everything, except in loving and drinking, except in being lazy
5. True laziness is being excited when plans get canceled
6. I’m not running away from hard work, I’m too lazy to run
7. You can’t teach people to be lazy – either they have it, or they don’t
8. Inspiration is a guest that does not willingly visit the lazy
9. Laziness is the mother of all bad habits. But ultimately she’s a mother and we should respect her
10. Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired
11. I’m lazy. But it’s the lazy people who invented the wheel and the bicycle because they didn’t like walking or carrying things
12. Progress isn’t made by early risers. It’s made by lazy men trying to find easier ways to do something
13. My only hobby is laziness, which naturally rules out all others
14. I can’t relate to lazy people. We don’t speak the same language. I don’t understand you. I don’t want to understand you
15. I’m not lazy, I’m on power saving mode
