1 It’s easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. Laurie Halse Anderson
When you like someone, it is very difficult to admit it. This is either due to the fear of rejection or your ego. You would rather do stupid things than confess your feelings.
2 The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can’t be learned at school. Haruki Murakami
In school, we learn about many things from books. However, there are things which the books can’t teach as well. We learn them from our own experiences.
3 School is learning things you don’t want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn’t know, while working toward a future you don’t know will ever come. Dave Kellett
We learn a lot in our school life. We learn about trust and friendships. We also work hard for our future and achieve goals.
4 In school, they told me, practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody’s perfect, so then I stopped practicing. Steven Wright
When you practice, you become better and excel at it. At the same time, no one is perfect. It becomes useless trying to be perfect.
5 You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. Bill Watterson
Often we don’t like to go to school. There’s so much to do such as taking exams and studying. We would rather enjoy our time as students.
6 As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.
Tests are a worrisome part of students’ existence. Many students often pray to pass exams. Thus, there are people who keep praying in school.
7 There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison. William Glasser
Sometimes during classes, we get so bored. The day appears to be quite long for us. We wish it to get over as soon as possible.
8 A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. George Santayana
Education does not only come from textbooks. We learn from the world around us. Experience is a better teacher.
9 When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the school.
When you miss school, you miss your friends. They make school life easier for you. With them you enjoy life.
10 I said school starts tomorrow. I didn’t say I was going to be there. Kim Harrison
A student loves holidays more than going to school. Even though school can be fun with friends, you would like to get a bit more sleep.
11 No school without spectacular eccentrics and crazy hearts is worth attending. Saul Bellow
There are people who will make school life entertaining. They do this with their antics and behavior. They make boring classes fun.
12 In school, one learns to ask stupid questions of life. Marty Rubin
We ask so many questions in school. This is the place where we learn and grow.
13 The only thing which excites me in school is lunchtime.
Lunchtime is an important time for a student. They get to eat delicious food and share their meals with friends.
14 I like the time period of examinations because at home I’m treated like a king.
During exams, you are given time to study. You don’t get to do any household work. You enjoy this moment although it’s temporary.
15 My mum wakes me up to go to school but she doesn’t know that my favorite place to sleep is on the last bench.
Your mother wakes you up to go to school. However, you end up sleeping there as well. Sleep is a precious thing for students.
Epic Funny Quotes About School For Students
1. It’s easier to floss with barbed wire than admit you like someone in middle school. Laurie Halse Anderson
2. The most important thing we learn at school is the fact that the most important things can’t be learned at school. Haruki Murakami
3. School is learning things you don’t want to know, surrounded by people you wish you didn’t know, while working toward a future you don’t know will ever come. Dave Kellett
4. In school, they told me, practice makes perfect. And then they told me Nobody’s perfect, so then I stopped practicing. Steven Wright
5. You can drag my body to school but my spirit refuses to go. Bill Watterson
6. As long as teachers give tests, there will always be prayer in schools.
7. There are only two places in the world where time takes precedence over the job to be done: school and prison. William Glasser
8. A child educated only at school is an uneducated child. George Santayana
9. When I say I miss school, I mean my friends and the fun. Not the school.
10. I said school starts tomorrow. I didn’t say I was going to be there. Kim Harrison
11. No school without spectacular eccentrics and crazy hearts is worth attending. Saul Bellow
12. In school, one learns to ask stupid questions of life. Marty Rubin
13. The only thing which excites me in school is lunchtime.
14. I like the time period of examinations because at home I’m treated like a king.
15. My mum wakes me up to go to school but she doesn’t know that my favorite place to sleep is on the last bench.
