1 Forget plucking my eyebrows. I’m now trimming them like bangs
We don’t have to go outside the house. And what better way to keep one inside than to shave one eyebrows and become one ugly human.
2 Do we HAVE to go on another walk?” – My dog
Even the pets are so tired of staying inside the house. The need to walk out and enjoy the sun and air.
3 I heard an old lady at my work say she was going to put a glass of wine in every room of her house and go on a pub crawl. She’s 92!
Oh how the elderly are enjoying themselves in the quarantine. Even a stroll around the house with the right drinks is a pub crawl.
4 Mommy put on her nice leggings u002du002d I guess she’s going to the mailbox
Even going out to check the mailbox is an outing. And every woman must look her best on one.
5 I liked it better when Netflix and Chill didn’t involve the whole family
We all wanted the Netflix and chill moments. For ourselves I guess. Not for the entire family.
6 My house has turned into Las Vegas. We are losing money by the minute, cocktails are acceptable at any hour, and we don’t know what time it is
Oh boy what a comparison. Who needs to go to the casino when you can lose money in your own house with cocktails at all hours. Quarantine just got fun
7 What time do you change out of your daytime pajamas into your nighttime pajamas?
It’s pyjamas all the time now. So I guess we better categorise which ones for which part of the day.
8 Now I understand why pets try to run out of the house when the door opens
Been quarantined for so long, one can finally experience why a captive mind craves for freedom.
9 I can’t believe that I questioned why liquor stores were deemed an essential service!
After all the hard times and suffering it’s the liquor stores that come to our rescue and lift the economy.
10 I miss being late to everything
Who would’ve thought the hectic schedule we hated everyday would seem so lovable inside the house.
11 Eventually, everyone will be quarantined to their houses with no sports to watch… and in 9 months from now a boom of babies will be born… and we will call them coronials
Of course. Couples stuck in their homes, they know how romance is always in the air in their house.
12 Best believe I’m clapping on the plane the first place to go after lockdown
A normal air journey will be so exciting that even the most embarrassing moments will be embraced beautifully.
13 My fridge just groaned, rolled their eyes, and hissed at me: Not you again.
Come on even the refrigerator is tired of me having round trips with a full belly.
14 For dinner, we’re having quaran-beans.
Well, beans eaten in quarantine are quaran-beans.
15 All dressed up with nowhere to go.
It’s really frustrating to see all these well collected outfits just lying there waiting to be worn on a beautiful outing.
