Categories FunnySome days, I conquer the world. Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower. Post author By Chirag Malik Post date January 27, 2021 Some days, I conquer the world. Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower.” Some days, I conquer the world. Other days it takes me three hours to convince myself to shower. “ Lets be social: 1.4M+ Fans 450K+ Followers Chirag MalikMeet Mr Sarcasm, always giving advice – taking none, a wannabe engineer and a bonafide curator who’s full of quirks! Ps : No one really listens to him though ;)Connect with me:chirag@epicquotes.com View Posts → ← I wonder how many calories some idiots burn by jumping to conclusions → Can an apology reciprocate the pain that deprived a soul of happiness? Related articles I need a coffee, a vacation and a bag full of cash. That’s all As the semester goes on, my expectation from my grades get lower and lower I eat cake because it’s somebody’s birthday somewhere. We will be the old people causing troube at the nursing home The human body has 7 trillion nerves and some people manage to get on every single one of them. If I wanted to kill myself I’d climb to your ego and jump to your IQ.