1 Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!
First impression is never the last impression. Everyone has different experiences, different life situations. You may not know what the other person has gone through in his/her life. But what you can actually attain from them is experience, which so far has been proved to be the greatest teacher in life.
2 Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
Physical beauty does not tell the temperament of a person. Instead, their personality can be known by the way they speak. One’s values are reflected in their way of talking. They may only appear wise but sooner they start speaking, sooner you’ll get to know the reality.
3 All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening
Generally, society poses certain restrictions of what should we do, what should we not do, or how to lead our lives for that matter. There may be chances that what most people like doing, might not acceptable to the society in a way that it causes harm to the masses.
4 The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
Genius people are wise enough to know what to say and when to say. But stupid people are known for their reckless actions, under the misconception that they are doing it intelligent. Stupidity is acting content with what you have, and not doing anything to work towards progression.
5 Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed
We constantly live in illusions. But we should never plan or expect anything irrational because life never fails to surprise us. If we expect people to bring or not to bring a change within themselves for our own sake, we are highly mistaken because expectations lead to disappointments.
6 The average dog is a nicer person than the average person
These days, even animals prove to be better than human beings. It’s always good to be in the company of a pet because they will never wake up one day and stop loving you, even if you give them a valid reason to do so. Man is selfish but animals are selfless, Man is disloyal but animals are loyal.
7 At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other
This reveals the fact that marriage is meant for nobody. You fight over petty issues, get on your nerves, and are annoyed almost every time with the same person you thought of spending all your lives with. The same person now irritates you the most and the things you loved about them have now started marking their own territory.
8 If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else
It’s a common perception of parents that their children don’t listen to them and children think that their parents just can’t understand them. But if the same thing is spoken to or by an outsider, it has a completely different effect. So, try to speak to your children or parents through other people. Maybe that will help.
9 To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target
A good way to make sure you don’t fail, or hit the wrong one. Because whatever you get will become, what you have wanted anyway. Just grab every opportunity and land anywhere believing, that it was where you wanted to be anyway.
10 Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease
Times have changed a lot. What used to be disallowed earlier is now posing a problem for us, which makes us all sinners. To experience everything once is what defines being cool, regardless of the coping mechanisms.
11 Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes
We can do cartwheels to have a lot of food on our tables, but it is the same food which makes us so stout that we are unable to even think of doing cartwheels. We all make plans of controlling our cravings and following our strict diet plans but that just ends even before starting.
12 As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it
It would be stupid enough to deny food, especially when we are being offered. Foodies as we all are, we try really hard to stop our inner gluttons, but self-control is something that all foodies have forgotten ages ago.
13 My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine
We all go the gym just for the sake of going. Let’s just admit, we all just can’t keep our eyes off the food. We end up eating a lot because food always dominate our thoughts.
14 By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong
You only understand the other side when you have stepped there yourself. And by the time we realise this, it’s already too late to undo the things that we were not supposed to do. We think we know it all and we are doing it right, but we can only realise what was right years later and by then it’s impossible to start all over again.
15 They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning
Everything has its pros and cons. If there is love, there has to be some amount of bickering and brawl because both positives and negatives are needed to make a cell. And it is what exactly needed to maintain the balance of the universe.
Top 15 Funny Epic Quotes
1. Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes. After that who cares?… He’s a mile away and you’ve got his shoes!
2. Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak
3. All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fattening
4. The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits
5. Men marry women with the hope they will never change. Women marry men with the hope they will change. Invariably they are both disappointed
6. The average dog is a nicer person than the average person
7. At every party there are two kinds of people – those who want to go home and those who don’t. The trouble is, they are usually married to each other
8. If you want your children to listen, try talking softly to someone else
9. To be sure of hitting the target, shoot first, and call whatever you hit the target
10. Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease
11. Inside me there’s a thin person struggling to get out, but I can usually sedate him with four or five cupcakes
12. As a child my family’s menu consisted of two choices: take it or leave it
13. My favorite machine at the gym is the vending machine
14. By the time a man realizes that his father was right, he has a son who thinks he’s wrong
15. They say marriages are made in Heaven. But so is thunder and lightning
